The Blackwater Warriors Quote Sheet


This is a partial transcription, organised by campaign. The styling and referencing needs to be standardised.

Chatter Around the Table

“All I did was say Hastur twice...   Shit!”— Tosh

Unknown Origin

“I haven’t seen you touching it, I thought you’d forgotten” – Lester, D&D?
“You were possessed by a demon, and it led you Folk music with all it’s Real Ale, fast accordion players, and loose trousers” – David ref. Daz’s priest in chaosium’s changeling thingy.
“I am Liver for we are many” – something to do with Jusnoctic
“Moths are the skinheads of the insect world”
“We’re requisitioning your moustache” – David ref. Colonel’s offer of equipment


“I’m winning by incompetence!” – David
“You can’t do that, that’s the most blue things I’ve had all game!” - David

Alorna the Vampire Slacker

“He wants Ritalin” referring to Loki - David
Sex your Possum – The Musical - David
It’s a recent Possum – Lester
“I’m sorry I didn’t recognise the universal sign language for ‘I’m carrying a possum’” – Daz
“Chickens are the new black” – on Cess researching Pigs as pets
“I was Denied Wood! You wouldn’t even let me whittle” – Alorna
“You kicked Odin in the Midguards?!” – Caedes
“You can talk to me about it, after I’ve told you my problems” – Alorna
NPC pilot “We’re here to take you back for General Court Marshal” “so that’s what his name was”

Dazmondals & Dungeons

“If your looking for what I think your looking for, I know where you can get it” – Mindibar a.k.a. Tosh
“They used ‘I can’t believe it’s not Augury’” – Jonathan referring to Daz being to only one able to open ancient vault.
“With Manacles, Loin cloth, and something, doing something, somewhere” – David, title for Jonathan’s memoirs.
Character Reactions to fountains, Erica “Oooh Pretty”, Haskur “oohh is it this?”, Jonathan “ooohh.. I need a pee”.
“And you are such a tower of solidarity”, “Well they are holding the roof up” – Ref. Arguing statues.

In the not too distant future this page will be a complete transcript of noteworthy, or particularly amusing utterances. At the present moment however it will simply be an archive of the sheets themselves, scanned.

Clicking on these images will open the full size scan, these images are very large, nearly 3MB each, so be forwarned